1 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:03,658 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:05,695 --> 00:00:07,766 Devin, have you seen my foot cream? 3 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:10,838 Ah, damn that, when's the last time you've seen the floor? 4 00:00:10,838 --> 00:00:14,531 What is going on in here? Really? 5 00:00:14,531 --> 00:00:16,568 What the hell? 6 00:00:16,568 --> 00:00:18,984 Am I raising a teenage boy or Swamp Thing? 7 00:00:18,984 --> 00:00:21,193 [Devin Yawns Loudly] Oh! 8 00:00:21,193 --> 00:00:23,126 Sorry I asked. 9 00:00:23,126 --> 00:00:24,265 What's up pops? 10 00:00:24,265 --> 00:00:26,129 What's up is our clothes pile! 11 00:00:26,129 --> 00:00:28,545 Why's it look the damn L.A. Riots happened up in here? 12 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:30,582 Oh, this little clutter? 13 00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:31,893 I'll clean it later. 14 00:00:31,893 --> 00:00:33,067 But I gotta holla at you. 15 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:35,380 Mm-uh, do it from over there, brah. Ooh! 16 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:36,898 You need some deodorant. 17 00:00:36,898 --> 00:00:39,936 Whatever dad, I'ma take my future bae to the school dance, 18 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:41,455 I'ma need some bread. 19 00:00:41,455 --> 00:00:44,837 You want some bread? Here. Try this right here. Look it's green too. 20 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:48,117 Just like money. You could probably panini press a dead president on this thing. 21 00:00:48,117 --> 00:00:49,842 C'mon Dad, I'm serious. 22 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,121 Girls these days will curve you if you ain't stuntin'. 23 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:54,675 And I'ma need to borrow the whip. 24 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:57,609 Hmm. Here you go. Knock yourself out. 25 00:00:57,609 --> 00:00:59,162 What, you's makin' some whipped cream sandwiches? 26 00:00:59,645 --> 00:01:01,682 And I'ma need some new clothes, 'cause 27 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:03,442 I can't wear these old rags. 28 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:04,512 I gotta be clean. 29 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:05,962 I agree. 30 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:08,102 You need some deodorant, and start with some soap and some water. 31 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,242 Dad, not that kind of clean. 32 00:01:10,242 --> 00:01:12,313 Like, how they say it in your day? 33 00:01:12,313 --> 00:01:15,420 Groovy, fresh, hip! 34 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,594 Boy, how old do you think I am? 35 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,390 Bible, huh? Oh you, you got jokes? 36 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:22,427 Alright, you know what they say, joke, stay broke 37 00:01:22,427 --> 00:01:23,911 C'mon Dad. 38 00:01:23,911 --> 00:01:25,188 C'mon nothin'! 39 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:27,225 If this were a restaurant, you'd have a D in the window. 40 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,434 At least a 41 00:01:29,434 --> 00:01:30,883 And it stands for Devin. 42 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,576 No, it stands for dirty, disrespectful, and downright disgusting. 43 00:01:33,576 --> 00:01:35,888 Now clean your room before I clean your clock. 44 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:38,374 Keep it up boy! 45 00:01:39,202 --> 00:01:40,962 Ah, here's my foot cream. 46 00:01:41,515 --> 00:01:42,412 Why is it empty? 47 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:44,000 What have you been using it- 48 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,175 Y'know what? I don't even wanna know. 49 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,040 ♪ Woke up and my wife said to me 50 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,526 ♪ The bill collectors won't let me be 51 00:01:52,526 --> 00:01:54,907 ♪ The kids keep talkin' back to me 52 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,564 ♪ Family Time 53 00:01:56,564 --> 00:02:02,122 ♪ Family Time, Family Time, Family Time 54 00:02:07,989 --> 00:02:10,992 Ooh! What's that smell? I- 55 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:14,444 Oh, you went in Devin's room, didn't you? 56 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:15,549 That bad huh? 57 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:16,757 I might need a bath. 58 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:19,656 I, actually, damn that. We got any tomato sauce? 59 00:02:20,623 --> 00:02:24,144 Last time I went in that boy's room, I almost got stuck to the floor, Tony. 60 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,317 The things I saw... 61 00:02:25,317 --> 00:02:27,388 I mean I still have PTSD. 62 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,908 How did we raise such a slob, Lisa? 63 00:02:29,908 --> 00:02:31,012 We? 64 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:32,600 He get's that from your side of the family. 65 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,844 And he's just... he's a growing boy, Tony. 66 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:36,225 He's just going through a phase. 67 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:37,329 A phase? 68 00:02:37,329 --> 00:02:39,055 A fetus is a phase. 69 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:40,332 Toddler, that's a phase. 70 00:02:40,332 --> 00:02:41,644 Teenager, a phase. 71 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:42,714 Ain't no funk phase! 72 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:45,199 Well, your daughter has a funky attitude. 73 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,719 She never cleans these dishes Tony. 74 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:50,584 Why would she? She knows that you're just gonna go do 'em for her. 75 00:02:50,584 --> 00:02:52,862 These kids need to learn some responsibility. 76 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:55,244 One day they gon' be responsible for cleaning us, 77 00:02:55,244 --> 00:02:57,694 and I don't want to be walking around smelling like an old farm animal. 78 00:02:57,694 --> 00:02:59,006 You're right. You're right about that. 79 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:00,421 I know I'm right. 80 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:02,285 These kids don't respect our house and they don't respect us. 81 00:03:02,285 --> 00:03:03,873 They have entitlement issues. 82 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:05,564 Man, they walk around like they own the damn place. 83 00:03:07,256 --> 00:03:08,602 Oh, hey Lisa. 84 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:11,087 Hey Tony, I'm so glad- oh my God! 85 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:13,020 What's that smell? 86 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:15,471 Which one of you two went into Devin's room? 87 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:17,818 Dammit! 88 00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:19,509 - Where is that tomato sauce? - Whoo! 89 00:03:20,061 --> 00:03:21,891 What brings you by, Viv? 90 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:24,928 Well Todd and I had tickets to an MMA fight, but he once 91 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:26,861 again got called away on business. 92 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:29,312 Hey Tony, you wouldn't be interested in going, would you? 93 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:30,520 Uh, no, thanks. 94 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,385 I get enough blood sport watching Lisa shave her legs. 95 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:36,526 MMA, Viv, really? That's a brutal sport. 96 00:03:36,526 --> 00:03:37,907 How'd you get into that? 97 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:42,187 Well Todd was watching one day, and something about two men, 98 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:44,431 all sweaty, beating the crap out of each other, just 99 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:46,709 really brings the beast out of me. 100 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:47,917 Well, I wouldn't mind going, 101 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:50,506 if Tony doesn't mind washing the dishes for me. 102 00:03:50,506 --> 00:03:51,748 Do I have a choice? 103 00:03:51,748 --> 00:03:52,508 No. 104 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:54,199 - Then have fun! - Thank you! 105 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:57,098 - Love you baby! Bye! - See ya. 106 00:03:58,341 --> 00:04:00,136 Oh, there's my baby girl. 107 00:04:00,136 --> 00:04:02,621 Hey Daddy- oh, my goodness! 108 00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:05,037 You went room, didn't you? 109 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:08,351 You know I went in there to borrow a pencil one time and I saw his dirty underwear. 110 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:09,870 Mm! Sorry you had to see that. 111 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:13,183 I will never buy him white drawers ever again. 112 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:14,150 Uh... wha- baby, where you going? 113 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:16,221 Um, I have a project to do with Sergio. 114 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:17,360 Who the hell is Sergio? 115 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,431 Oh, just this boy from school. 116 00:04:19,431 --> 00:04:20,984 I don't like the sound of that. 117 00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:23,228 But wait, before you go, I have a surprise. 118 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:24,954 We got a brand new dishwasher for you. 119 00:04:24,954 --> 00:04:25,989 Oh really? What kind? 120 00:04:25,989 --> 00:04:27,543 You. The Ebony 2000. 121 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:29,130 Now didn't your mamma tell you to wash these dishes? 122 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:29,855 But Sergio! 123 00:04:29,855 --> 00:04:31,547 Yeah, but Sergio nothin'. 124 00:04:31,547 --> 00:04:34,895 Now Serge your hands into this dishwater and bust these suds. 125 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,724 But Dad, I have to get started! 126 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:39,244 I want to do a good job so Sergio can have me as his partner. 127 00:04:39,244 --> 00:04:41,729 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. You ain't partnering with no Sergio, 128 00:04:41,729 --> 00:04:44,387 no Georgio, and for damn sure no Lorenzo's. 129 00:04:44,387 --> 00:04:46,941 Won't be no male exotic dancer names up in my house! 130 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:47,563 But dad! 131 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:48,909 But dad nothing! 132 00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:50,807 Now come on over here and partner this dish rag 133 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:52,395 with some of this dish soap, okay? 134 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:54,294 Now what I need you- what? 135 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,778 Little heifer! 136 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:57,745 [Instrumental Music] 137 00:04:58,643 --> 00:04:59,678 [Instrumental Music] 138 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:02,474 [Doorbell Rings] 139 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:04,269 Oh. 140 00:05:05,615 --> 00:05:07,203 She-Hulk. You strong as hell! 141 00:05:07,203 --> 00:05:11,518 Hm! Not as strong as that thick-ass neck supporting that astro-dome you got. 142 00:05:11,518 --> 00:05:12,967 Now where's my sister? 143 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:17,282 Lisa and I have a laser mustache removal appointment. 144 00:05:17,282 --> 00:05:18,697 Hmm, you're obviously runnin' late, 145 00:05:18,697 --> 00:05:20,665 Looks like a tarantula crawled out your nose. 146 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:21,907 [Laughter] 147 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:25,980 Shut up you over grown troll. Where is my sister? 148 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,189 Her and Vivian went to go watch MMA. 149 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:30,053 MMA? What the hell is that? 150 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:32,401 Mothers of Mixed Children Association? 151 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:34,092 It's Mixed Martial Arts. 152 00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:37,164 Or in your case, Monsters Men Avoid. 153 00:05:37,164 --> 00:05:40,029 Oh shut up Tony. What is going on? 154 00:05:40,029 --> 00:05:43,135 Why is Lisa hanging out with Vivian so much? 155 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,999 I mean what, is she looking for a co-signer? 156 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:47,243 This is the fourth time this month. 157 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:48,865 Who does she think she is? 158 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:51,523 Nobody cancels on me! 159 00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:53,214 Well there was your first husband, Tyrone. 160 00:05:53,214 --> 00:05:54,733 Your second husband, Jerome. 161 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:56,252 And your ex fiancé, Malone, 162 00:05:56,252 --> 00:05:57,978 who left you at the altar, alone. 163 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:03,432 And you can kiss where the sun don't roam. [Whimpers] 164 00:06:03,432 --> 00:06:04,640 Woman what are you doing? 165 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,711 I'm staying here 166 00:06:08,057 --> 00:06:09,852 Oh, no, no, no. You are watching me walk the hell away. 167 00:06:09,852 --> 00:06:12,648 Add me to the list of people canceling on you. 168 00:06:13,062 --> 00:06:16,376 [Instrumental Music] 169 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,586 Oh, I loved it. I loved all the guys. 170 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:22,140 You were takin' pictures of their booties. 171 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,073 Lori! 172 00:06:24,073 --> 00:06:26,247 No Keith Sweat, don't go! 173 00:06:26,247 --> 00:06:28,629 I can make it last forever! I- 174 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:29,941 [yells] Lori! 175 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:33,945 You still have that stupid crush on Keith Sweat begging ass? 176 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,362 Where you been? Hmm?! 177 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:39,537 - What do you mean? - We had an appointment. 178 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:42,471 You're right! You're right. Vivian popped up and it just 179 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:44,990 it really completely slipped my mind. I'm sorry. 180 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:47,372 Oh I, you know, I'm sorry Lori. Yeah, you can blame me. 181 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:49,685 Oh, but I do! 182 00:06:49,685 --> 00:06:53,447 You might've been able to get Tony's brother, but I'll be damned if 183 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:57,831 I let you use youron my little sister! 184 00:06:57,831 --> 00:07:00,316 She doesn't even drink tea! 185 00:07:00,316 --> 00:07:03,146 You know what, that was a good movie. I just got it on bootleg. 186 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:04,803 Hey, Lisa, my house tomorrow. You in? 187 00:07:04,803 --> 00:07:06,391 No, she's out. 188 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:10,050 Hey, hey, listen okay Lori? I am grown. I speak for myself, thank you. 189 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:13,467 I was just thinkin', you know, me and you could go get our nails done- 190 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,332 You know what? Lori, I know this great place in Korea Town, we have to go! 191 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:20,163 What don't you get? There's no we! 192 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:22,752 There is a andquot;we 193 00:07:22,752 --> 00:07:29,069 And no offense, but I would just like to spend some quality time with my sister. 194 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:30,657 Alright, okay, that makes sense. 195 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:35,178 But, um, technically she's my sister too, so that makes us all sisters. 196 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:37,871 [Grumbles] You ain't never gonna be nobody's sister. 197 00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:41,599 Oh. Oh, I get it, it's a black thing. 198 00:07:41,599 --> 00:07:43,773 No, no, she didn't mean it like that Vivian. 199 00:07:43,773 --> 00:07:45,741 Yes I did! 200 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:48,468 You know what, I'm just gonna go back to the other side of the 201 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,262 tracks and watch Sound of Music 202 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,333 Well, Yodel-lei-he-ho! 203 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,681 And I'm gonna bust out my Neil Diamond records 204 00:07:54,681 --> 00:07:56,476 and I'm gonna do some line dancing! 205 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,961 No Vivian, Vivian don't take her seriously! 206 00:07:58,961 --> 00:07:59,996 Every single time! 207 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:02,205 Namaste Viv! Namaste! 208 00:08:02,205 --> 00:08:07,487 And where I'm from we call it steppin' so get to steppin! 209 00:08:08,039 --> 00:08:11,076 [Instrumental Music] 210 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,013 Good morning Tony. 211 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:18,325 You mean good afternoon. 212 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:19,947 What was you gonna do, sleep all day? 213 00:08:19,947 --> 00:08:23,813 I'm just tired! Tony, Lori had me out at some old ratchety club all night. 214 00:08:23,813 --> 00:08:25,056 Woo, I need some coffee. 215 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:26,436 Uh yeah, you won't be able to get in there. 216 00:08:26,436 --> 00:08:27,610 I locked the cabinets. 217 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:29,750 It's all a part of my plan called andquot;tough love 218 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,372 These kids need to learn some responsibility. 219 00:08:31,372 --> 00:08:33,202 Okay, I don't follow Tony. 220 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:35,342 Right on cue. Just follow my lead. 221 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:36,619 Hey mom, hey dad. 222 00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:38,759 Hey! Hey, uh, how was school? 223 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:41,693 You know, same old. Just failed a test. 224 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:44,247 Uh, and uh, you? 225 00:08:44,662 --> 00:08:48,424 Oh, sorry mom, I was posting something on FaceSpace but school was good. 226 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,702 Hey mom, can you make me a snack? 227 00:08:50,702 --> 00:08:53,291 'Cause I'm about to go to my room and take a nap. 228 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:55,327 But, can you ease up on the dijon? 229 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,709 'Cause last time you was doin' way too much. 230 00:08:57,709 --> 00:09:00,056 There will be no snacks. 231 00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:01,506 Oh cool, we going out to dinner? 232 00:09:01,506 --> 00:09:03,059 Nope, but you are. 233 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:06,269 I don't get it, I'm going to my room. 234 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:09,652 You will find that your indoor access has been denied. 235 00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:12,759 There is a padlock on your door until further notice. 236 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:14,623 Dang. You did him like that? 237 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:17,142 Oh, uh, you too, Little Miss Thing. 238 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,178 Right? 239 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:20,214 C- c'mon Dad I gotta get in my room! 240 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:23,148 I only got one day left before my pastrami's salami. 241 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:24,529 No worries. 242 00:09:24,529 --> 00:09:27,843 I made you a box lunch, just like you leave under your bed. 243 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,430 It's blue. 244 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:31,363 There's your snack. 245 00:09:31,881 --> 00:09:33,089 That's cold. 246 00:09:33,089 --> 00:09:35,333 Not as cold as it is outside. 247 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,956 Well I gotta go upstairs to get my phone charger. 248 00:09:37,956 --> 00:09:40,614 I guess I could grab the bolt cutters and open your room up. 249 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,065 But I'm not doing that for no spoiled-ass teenagers. 250 00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:44,929 Mom, I know you're not going along with this. 251 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:47,863 Listen, It's called tough love, right babe? 252 00:09:47,863 --> 00:09:50,072 Now your mother and I have took the liberty of making 253 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:52,315 alternate sleeping arrangements for you. 254 00:09:52,315 --> 00:09:54,524 So outside you'll find a tent. 255 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:56,043 And? 256 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:57,320 That's it. Outside there's a tent. 257 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,978 If you ain't taking out, cleaning out or washing out, 258 00:09:59,978 --> 00:10:01,290 you sleeping out. 259 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,292 This is a cruel and unusual punishment. 260 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:04,949 Well then the shoe fits, because you are crude 261 00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:06,847 and unusual pubescents. 262 00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:09,401 I don't even know what that means, but 263 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,300 come on Ebony, we got this. 264 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,197 Yeah, you're right. 265 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,821 Let me grab some food for the road. 266 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,134 Access Denied. 267 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,860 You're not letting us eat either? 268 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:22,380 Oh we tried to give you food, we really did, but you wouldn't clean the dishes. 269 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,140 Or you'd leave it all in your room. 270 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:27,005 So now you sleep on the land, and eat off it too. 271 00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:29,283 Well played, Judas. 272 00:10:30,181 --> 00:10:32,632 Betrayed by our own parents. 273 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,392 You betrayed us first by not doin' your chores. 274 00:10:34,392 --> 00:10:35,704 Now get outside. I'm tired of looking at'cha. 275 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,153 What if we have to take a shower? 276 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:40,950 The sprinklers come on at 8 P.M. sharp. 277 00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:44,851 C'mon Ebony. We don't need their house, anyway. 278 00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:47,267 Yeah. It'll be like summer camp... 279 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,509 in the winter. 280 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:50,960 Except without Dad ruining my sweater. 281 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,306 I told you, that only happened 282 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,999 because your mama didn't bring no toilet paper. 283 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:58,450 Ooh, this may backfire, Tony. 284 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,590 Not a chance. Now I need a drink. 285 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:03,214 Long day! Awe dang it! 286 00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:04,664 Lisa, grab the bolt cutters. 287 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,251 [Instrumental Music] 288 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:12,188 [Instrumental Music] 289 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:15,847 Ooh! Okay. Alright Lori, I'ma, I'm just catch up with you later- 290 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,090 Why are you rushing me? 291 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,575 I didn't say I was leaving... 292 00:11:20,196 --> 00:11:23,096 Am I detecting a a bit of an attitude in you? 293 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:25,167 What, you didn't have a good time? 294 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:29,067 Mm-hmm. I thought you and Vivian were all into the mud thing. 295 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:33,382 Wait no I said Vivian took me to a mud bath, not mud wrestling. 296 00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:35,073 There's a difference. 297 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:38,939 Mud Bath, MMA wrestling. I just put 'em together and gave you Mud wrestling. 298 00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:41,390 When did you become so bougie? 299 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:45,532 Lori, I'm tired. I'm tired from bein' up in the ratchety ass club all night. 300 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:47,499 If one more dude woulda come up to me talkin' 'bout 301 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,502 andquot;aight girl, aight, where your man at, girl?andquot; 302 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,297 andquot;Where your man at, girl? 303 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,092 I was gonna hurt somebody! 304 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:59,511 I'm sorry, how was I supposed to know last night was the Annual Player's Ball? 305 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:03,964 Look, I promise you tonight is gonna be a lot more fun. 306 00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:04,896 Tonight? 307 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,002 Yes! I'm taking you to the casino! 308 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:09,936 Girl they got a new Luther Vandross impersonator. 309 00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:13,180 And I heard he does Luther big... [Makes Warbling Noise] 310 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,907 And skinny! [Makes Warbling Noise] 311 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:18,979 [Mimics Warble ] No, no, no, no! 312 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:20,670 I'm gonna pass it. I'm gonna pass. 313 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:21,775 - Please, no you're not. - Yes, I'ma pass! 314 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,673 I'm gonna go home, get up out of all this mud, 315 00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:25,365 and I'll be back to pick you up around nine. 316 00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,263 Did you not here me? I'm going to pass. 317 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:30,128 Whu-whu-whu. Why is it so quiet in here? 318 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,234 Do you know where your children are? 319 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:36,134 Yeah, long story. See Tony and I we're trying to show the kids tough love. 320 00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,171 How so? 321 00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:39,517 [Growling] 322 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:40,311 Devin, what was that? 323 00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:41,450 What was what? 324 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:42,037 [Growl] 325 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,763 That! 326 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,800 Oh my God, Devin, in case we die, I love you. 327 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,735 Ebony, in case we die, I'm sorry for every mean thing I've done to you. 328 00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,047 [Growling Gets Louder] 329 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:54,290 Oh God, we're gonna die! What should we do? 330 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:57,466 Our Father, who art in heaven- 331 00:12:57,466 --> 00:13:00,158 I ain't in heaven yet, but I am in this backyard. 332 00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:02,057 Dad that is so mean! 333 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,955 Oh, you think that's mean? Watch this... 334 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,888 And action. 335 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,925 Hello everybody out there in the FaceSpace world. 336 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:10,720 We are broadcasting live from the Stallworth's backyard 337 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,827 with a brand new edition of 338 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,727 Oh, I'm live streaming. 339 00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:19,488 And what do we have here? 340 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:22,732 We have a wild Devin and Ebony in their natural habitat. 341 00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:24,942 They live like animals, so we're treating them like that. 342 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,840 Dad, get that thing out of my face! 343 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,462 I will do no such thing! 344 00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:32,432 Devin and Ebony are sleeping in the backyard because they got evicted. 345 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:34,710 Oh, uh, Janice says hi, Ebony. 346 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,194 My friend, Janice from school? 347 00:13:36,194 --> 00:13:37,230 You do not know her. 348 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,334 I do now. 349 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,542 I befriended all your friends on FaceSpace. 350 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,510 [Both] What?! 351 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:45,963 Mm-hmm. Uh, let's see. Sergio says andquot;Hey Ebony, why didn't you tell me you were homeless.andquot; 352 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:49,863 And uh, Devin, Lance says andquot;aaaaahhhhhaahaaa? 353 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,968 Oh, I get it. He's laughing at you. 354 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:52,383 Ahahaha! 355 00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:54,005 Man, I can't believe this. 356 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,180 Mm-hmm. And I can't believe you are sleeping in a tent. 357 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,423 What is that smell? It smells like something died. 358 00:13:58,423 --> 00:13:59,355 It must be your dinner. 359 00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,702 Don't listen to this crazy stranger! 360 00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:04,050 Yeah, he's definitely not our dad. 361 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:07,156 So Remember FaceSpacers, for just five cents a day, 362 00:14:07,156 --> 00:14:10,332 you too can feed a poor unfortunate Stallworth child. 363 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:14,129 And help them find a new home, to wallow in funky nastiness. 364 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,821 Dad, please stop. 365 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,133 Now why would you do that? 366 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,962 To teach you guys to appreciate what you have. 367 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:21,619 Don't worry, you'll thank me one day. 368 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,448 Now you can check back in your rooms in the morning. 369 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,829 Naw, we cool. 370 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,451 We don't need your house no way. 371 00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,108 Yeah, we don't like it anyway! 372 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,178 Alright. 373 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:34,114 Big fella likes to play games, huh? We can play his little game. 374 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:37,911 Mm-hmm. I kinda like it out here. Reminds me of when we used to- 375 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,016 [Growling] 376 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,258 What was that?! 377 00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:41,984 You know what it was. 378 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:44,607 [calling out] Dad, stop playing! 379 00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:45,643 What was that? 380 00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:47,679 [Screaming] 381 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,509 [Instrumental Music] 382 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:51,718 [Doorbell Rings] 383 00:14:56,274 --> 00:14:57,586 Dad! What are you doing here? 384 00:14:57,586 --> 00:15:00,520 Came to check on my grandkids, after you traumatized them. 385 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,280 Oh, they told you what I did, huh? 386 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,626 Pretty funny, huh? 387 00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:08,010 No, nope nope. Woop, woop, wuh. No, I saw it on FaceSpace. 388 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,910 How dare you humiliate those kids like that. 389 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,050 Dad I was just trying to teach them a lesson. 390 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,327 You call that teaching them a lesson? 391 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,708 Embarrassing them in front of their little friends? 392 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,364 Dad, I was just- 393 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,503 But, but, but nothing! 394 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:21,334 Your room was just as junky when you were a kid. 395 00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,370 And don't act like you don't remember all those liquor 396 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:28,582 store pickles you used to let spoil in your room, funking up my house! 397 00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:30,067 Dad, those kids are being irresponsible! 398 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,103 Have you see Devin's room lately? 399 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:34,623 I wouldn't be surprised if there was a family of possums living in there! 400 00:15:34,623 --> 00:15:37,522 Son, I understand, but it's just a phase. 401 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,696 You too?! 402 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:40,663 - Look, a fetus is a phase- - Son, son, shut up! 403 00:15:40,663 --> 00:15:41,871 Yes sir. 404 00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:43,701 It's alright to discipline them. 405 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:46,186 You remember what I used to tell you boys when you were kids? 406 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,464 Stop crying before I give you something to cry about? 407 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:50,466 Yes. 408 00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:53,538 What happens in this house, stays in this house. 409 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,507 Okay dad, I see your point. I see your point. 410 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,750 I'll go apologize. 411 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,373 But quick question, um, 412 00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:02,375 how long have you been on FaceSpace? 413 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,585 Well that's another thing I used to tell you boys when you were kids. 414 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,622 Stay out of grown folks business. 415 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,661 [Instrumental Music] 416 00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:15,388 So you broke down the tent? 417 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,838 Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could have a little camp out in the bedroom. 418 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,875 Plus, I think I was a little hard on the kids. 419 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,187 You spoke to your father, huh? 420 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,705 Yeah, I did. 421 00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:24,604 I already apologized to the kids though. 422 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,744 Well, whatever you said must've worked, because 423 00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,815 Devin is in his room cleaning up. 424 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:32,163 And Ebony is studying with some older student named Sergio. 425 00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:32,750 Say what? 426 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,751 [Laughing] 427 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,166 Just kidding. She's washing the dishes. 428 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:37,927 - Oh. well at least that problem's solved. - Yeah. 429 00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:39,481 Uh oh. 430 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,827 I'm here, Lisa. 431 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:43,968 Yeah, and ready to get our roller derby on? Ha! 432 00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:47,213 I see. I see. Um, but yeah, about that. Uh- 433 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,905 Alright I'm here Lisa! I'm ready! 434 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,045 [BOTH] What is she doing here? 435 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,047 That's my cue to leave. 436 00:16:54,910 --> 00:17:01,537 Uh, uh, okay, so, yeah, I uh, I brought you both here because I need you to realize 437 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:05,576 that we're family and you're both important to me. 438 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:09,131 And you actually have a lot more in common than you realize. 439 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,374 Oh yeah? Like what? 440 00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:13,273 Well, you're both very passionate spirits. 441 00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:16,794 You know what? I'll reserve my passion for eating mayonnaise sandwiches 442 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:18,727 and listening to Barry Manilow! 443 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:23,007 Are you still on that? I like Barry Manilow. 444 00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:26,459 I don't have a problem with you being white. 445 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:30,808 My problem is with you trying to steal my baby sister. 446 00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:34,467 Is that what you think? I wasn't trying to steal Lisa. 447 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:37,228 It's just that I don't have any close family, and Todd's 448 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:39,368 been away on business a lot lately, and 449 00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:43,338 I've been a little lonely, and I guess she's the best friend I have. 450 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:44,994 I guess... 451 00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:48,446 I just lost another fiancé. 452 00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:52,174 And Rachel's been busy with her new girlfriend. 453 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,211 I'm lonely too. 454 00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:58,007 See, you both been so busy shouting off insults, when you 455 00:17:58,007 --> 00:18:00,320 really could've been there for each other. 456 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,115 You're so right. 457 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:06,637 I guess I'm just not used to sharing my littlest sister with anyone. 458 00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:09,157 And I'm sorry about that. 459 00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:12,815 This one is the glue that keeps our family together. 460 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:16,405 Yeah she sure is. 461 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:21,134 You know, [Stammering] I could have been more understanding, too. 462 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,791 What do you say? 463 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:23,895 Bury the hatchet? 464 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,759 Bring it in, Katie Couric. 465 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,313 Oh, bring it in, Cookie! 466 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:30,523 [All Laughing] 467 00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:33,595 Oh, whoa! Oh, oh, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. 468 00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:35,321 Okay, be careful. You good? 469 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:36,253 - Okay, we're good. - I got it. 470 00:18:36,253 --> 00:18:37,495 You're alright, you're good! 471 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:39,325 Woo! We can be one big happy family! 472 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:42,776 [All Talking at Once] 473 00:18:45,054 --> 00:18:46,884 Lori, I didn't know you were a roller. 474 00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:48,196 Oh honey for years! 475 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:51,371 It's just something about knocking into husky women that 476 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,166 brings out the beast in me. 477 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,273 Oh, I can see! I know I feel so fierce when I'm in the ring. 478 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,895 - Fierce! I love this. - I love it. 479 00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:01,795 Look, this leg right here? I keep it out. I call this trip or trick. 480 00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:03,487 I love that. I gotta go practice that. Come on! 481 00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:06,248 Oh, I'm with you come on! Right behind you sis. 482 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:09,562 Okay, let's go smash some... 483 00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:15,119 Lori? Vivian? What the? Oh, wha? 484 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:16,914 Really? 485 00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:17,984 They abandoned you, huh? 486 00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:20,400 Yes Tony, they did. Can you believe that? 487 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,300 Damn shame. Listen I got the tent set up in the room. 488 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,335 Bring the skates, 489 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:26,682 the helmet and button up that chin strap. 490 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,582 [Instrumental Music] 491 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:35,588 [Instrumental Music] 492 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:41,594 Yo dad, can I get some money? 493 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,941 Money? Boy please. You- [Sniffing] 494 00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:45,908 Wait a minute, you smell halfway decent. 495 00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:46,771 You finished cleaning up your room? 496 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:49,153 Yep. And I found so much stuff. 497 00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:51,880 See how that works? I'm proud of you, boy. [Doorbell Rings] 498 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,193 Let me see who this is. 499 00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:58,611 Are you Mr. Stallworth? 500 00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:00,440 Uh yes, but we don't want any. 501 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,961 Mr. Stallworth, we've been getting some posts online with you neglecting your children. 502 00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,307 What? 503 00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:08,103 I go social media on them, and they go social worker on me? 504 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,139 Child neglect is a very serious offense sir. 505 00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:14,040 Ain't nobody negle- those kids are fine. Look, look, my son- 506 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:18,251 Sir, we're going to have to do what's best for the children. 507 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,804 - Officer take this man away. - What? 508 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:20,633 Stop resisting. 509 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,979 Resisting? 510 00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:23,601 I can't get arrested by no Michael Phelps now. 511 00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:25,051 Come on now! 512 00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:27,502 What is this? The Wild Wild West? Somebody call my Momma. 513 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:28,744 Lisa! Lisa! 514 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:30,367 [Officer] Sir take it like a man. 515 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:33,680 Yo, FaceSpace that was my Dad you just saw with 516 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,338 them nasty snot bubbles coming out of his nose. 517 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:39,997 -What's up FaceSpace. -And this is our drama teacher, Mr. Holly. 518 00:20:39,997 --> 00:20:43,794 - How do you like me now? - You was great by the way, thanks. 519 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:45,451 No, thank you. 520 00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:47,522 Yeah, thank you. 521 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,491 Where did that fake cop take our dad anyway? 522 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,079 Oh, he just took him out to the car. 523 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:55,392 He'll figure it out when he gets to that 9 Pinto. 524 00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:00,811 We did that. Haha! 525 00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:02,744 [Instrumental Music]